Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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