He had one of those small greek statue penises
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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