My first STD was from a foam party
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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