You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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