can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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