I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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