I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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