Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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