perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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