If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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