went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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