i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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