He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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