I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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