You're so nebulous sometimes
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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