talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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