So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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