You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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