Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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