do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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