why didn't you poke me back
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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