You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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