Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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