The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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