? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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