What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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