I need help removing her.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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