Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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