She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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