I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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