My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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