Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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