oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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