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(561): View more from Florida

on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?

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(573): View more from Missouri

Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.

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(813): View more from Florida

I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?

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(269): View more from Michigan

i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week

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(618): View more from Illinois

This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars

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Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?

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(315): View more from New York

Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.

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