How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i barfeds in our rink
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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