I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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