He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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