But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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