Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
accomplished twins. life is a go
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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