Heybabeimwearingurpanties
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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