I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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