just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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