yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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