I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
When are your genitals available?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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