erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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