It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Couch. On fire.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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