Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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