the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I wish you could order shots online.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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