even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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