when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Do vagina's smell?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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