He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
