oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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