im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think your dad took our porno
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
