New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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