maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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